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She.has.
Danced.here.
She.is.
Danc.ing.
There.
Of.the.
Wild.wild.
Ride.
Be.ware.
Part.ner.
Ed.by
Bump.Onna
Log
And.all.
Of.his.
Kin.
The.best
Fun.left.
Is.to
Play.with
A.word.
Filled.blog.
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Bear … o8.26.2015
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Tag Archives: BUMP ONNA LOG
13. BUMP ONNA LOG HELPS
BEAR: How strange, I go to a lot of bother to clean this kitchen about once an hour, and there are STILL spills, dirty dishes and pots and containers, splatters in the microwave … and only the last bite or two left out, spoiling, or a little dab of something nobody wants on a saucer, or the whole pot … dirty but empty … in the refrigerator …
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BUMP ONNA LOG: Oh those last parts are the part I don’t want, I left them for you, in case you were hungry. If you don’t want them you can just throw them away. I don’t mind.
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BEAR: Hmmm
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BUMP ONNA LOG: Now I am getting hungry for a real meal. What are you going to fix?
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BEAR: First the counter needs cleaning, and the cutting board needs a good scrub, unless you want your apples to taste like onions. As you used them, why don’t you do a little clean up while I start your supper?
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BUMP ONNA LOG: That’s OK. You can just work around this, after all, I went to a lot of bother to make myself some food. The least you could do is show a little gratitude that I did the hard part of preparing myself something that I like.
You know how particular I am. Sheesh. I’m just trying to help you out.
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Please remember that BUMP ONNA LOG is sometimes a woman of undetermined age, and sometimes is male and occasionally is several people merged who have similar attitudes.
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Bear…08.03.2015
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11. Conversations With Bump Onna Log
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BUMP ONNA LOG: … If you can’t make yourself better, just go back in your little room …
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Bear … 06.09.2015
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10. Conversations With Bump Onna Log
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BUMP ONNA LOG: Why don’t you just take a pill to MAKE yourself feel better?
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Bear … 06.09.2015
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9. Conversations With Bump Onna Log
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BUMP ONNA LOG: Look at that beggar with the sign that says “Homeless Veteran. Will work for food.” They make a lot of money like that. Those lazy bums could pull themselves up by the bootstraps, but they don’t want to work. Everybody should be like me.
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Bear … 05.21.2015
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8. Conversations With Bump Onna Log
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BUMP ONNA LOG: It’s OK. There is nothing to feel bad about. I don’t care that you have this neuro-whatever thing, as long as it doesn’t get in the way of me doing what I like to do, or me going on the trips that I enjoy.
BEAR: So it doesn’t bother you that I have an incurable degenerative disorder that has been causing me pain, agony, anguish, suffering and grief for many years, will continue to do so, and this diagnosis confirms it will only get worse?
BUMP ONNA LOG: Why should it bother me?
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Bear … 05.12.2015
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For an explanation (ha!) and links: Bump Onna Log
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Bump Onna Log Helps Out
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BUMP ONNA LOG:
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“If you play around with a turd long enough,
Some of it is going to rub off on you.”
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Bear . . . 06.09.2014
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