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Q: What did the blonde ask her midwife when confirmed she was pregnant?

A: ‘Is it mine?’

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A blonde was bragging about her knowledge  of state capitals. She proudly says, ‘Go ahead,  ask me, … I know ’em all.’ A friend says, ‘OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin  ?’ The blonde replies,’Oh, that’s easy .. it’s  W.’

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One  notices a compact on the

Sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She  opens it, looks in the mirror And says, ‘Hmm, this person looks familiar.’ The second blonde  says, ‘Here, let me see!’ So, the first blonde hands her the compact. The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, ‘You dummy,  it’s me!’  

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Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a  UCLA Freshman, sat in her US Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she  knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the  question; then, finally, said, ‘That was the decision George Washington had to  make before he crossed the Delaware.’