Blonde

 

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge  of state capitals. She proudly says, ‘Go ahead,  ask me, … I know ’em all.’ A friend says, ‘OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin  ?’ The blonde replies,’Oh, that’s easy .. it’s  W.’

Blonde

Two blondes are walking down the street. One  notices a compact on the
Sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She  opens it, looks in the mirror And says, ‘Hmm, this person looks familiar.’ The second blonde  says, ‘Here, let me see!’ So, the first blonde hands her the compact. The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, ‘You dummy,  it’s me!’