Bump Onna Log

CONVERSATIONS WITH BUMP ONNA LOG  is composed of quotes from a composite group of not so fictitious persons. I will use actual quotes without permission. The BUMP ONNA LOG persona is composed of male, female, old, young, personally known, and merely overheard. No one will be personally identified. It may be that you will recognize some of these bits of dialogue and/or comments. If I quote “Bear”, mostly likely I really did say what I credit myself with saying, but maybe I didn’t.  I am sure there are those who would debate my recall.  If I misquote anyone, it is entirely my own fault, and maybe I did it on purpose, or even by accident.  *******************

14.   Bump Onna Log Assesses Bear’s Mental Health

Bump Onna Log Assesses Bear’s Mental Health

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13. BUMP ONNA LOG HELPS
BEAR: How strange, I go to a lot of bother to clean this kitchen about once an hour, and there are

12. Conversations With Bump Onna Log — another June 9
BUMP ONNA LOG: … (talking to family member on home telephone, when Bear enters room, he says with a loud overriding voice) She is standing here,[…]

11. Conversations With Bump Onna Log — also June 9
BUMP ONNA LOG: … If you can’t make yourself better,  just go back in your little room[…]
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10. Conversations With Bump Onna Log — June 9
BUMP ONNA LOG: Why don’t you just take a pill to MAKE yourself feel better?[…]
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9. Conversations With Bump Onna Log — May 21, 2015

BUMP ONNA LOG:  Look at that beggar with the sign that says “Homeless Veteran. Will work for food.”   They make a lot of money like that. Those lazy bums could pull themselves up by the bootstraps, […]

8  Conversations With Bump Onna Log  May13

..For an explanation (ha!) and links:   CONVERSATIONS WITH BUMP ONNA LOG.  It has been about a year since I posted in this category. ______________   BUMP ONNA LOG:      It’s OK. There is nothing to feel bad about. I don’t care that you have this neuro-whatever thing, as long as it doesn’t get in the […]

7  CONVERSATIONS WITH BUMP ONNA LOG  Apr28 .. BEAR: I have been thinking about the beauty of the Golden Rule. BUMP ONNA LOG: Don’t tell me about the Golden Rule. I already know the Golden Rule. I learned it in Sunday School. I know I can never be a perfect as you are, but I do follow the Golden Rule. Not like […]

6  CONVERSATIONS WITH BUMP ONNA LOG  Mar21 .

BEAR: I heard what you said, yesterday, to the group. That story was wrong. . BUMP ONNA LOG: There you go again, mountains out of mole hills. I wasn’t talking to you anyway. It’s none of your business what I say to MY friends and MY relatives. . BEAR: But I was standing […]

. . BEAR:   Bump Onna Log, I forgive you…. . BUMP ONNA LOG:   What for? I didn’t do anything. . BEAR:   … and I forgive you for not apologizing … . BUMP ONNA LOG:   Just forget it. It’s water under the bridge. . Bear:   I would feel a little bit better though, if you did […]

. . BEAR:  Do you like this? (indicating a particular hand made item) . BUMP ONNA LOG: (frowning, looking away, harsh tones) So!! It’s gonna be on of THOSE days!! . BEAR:  (moving around to be in line of sight)  Are you just politely telling me, by not acknowledging receipt, that you prefer to not have these items that […]

. . BUMP ONNA LOG: What are you just sitting around for? Why don’t you do something useful? . . Bear … 02.19.2014 ⓒ Bearspawprint . . .

. . Bear: Now really, I don’t see why you can’t just concede that I am always right without that sarcastic tone … . . BUMP ONNA LOG: incoherent muttering . . Bear … 02.16.2014 ⓒ Bearspawprint . . .

.. CONVERSATIONS WITH BUMP ONNA LOG will be similar to QUOTING A BEAR, except I will be, now and again, mostly quoting a composite group of not so fictitious persons. I will use actual quotes without permission. The BUMP ONNA LOG persona is composed of male, female, old, young, personally known, and merely overheard. No one […]

 

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4 comments on “Bump Onna Log

  1. Nancy Gear says:

    Just read a bunch of Conversations with Bump… Don’t know whether to laugh or cry!

    Liked by 2 people

  2. […] CONVERSATIONS WITH BUMP ONNA LOG […]

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