Category Archives: hahahahaha

Pure Double-D

“THE MOST

CRIPPLING HUMAN

DISABILITY IS

BULLHEADED PRIDE,

CLOSELY FOLLOWED

BY PURE-DOUBLE-D

MEANNESS.”
Agawela
ⓒBearspawprint2017

Opinion Journalism

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“INFORMATION, AND OPINION, QUOTED VIA CHAT, MEMES, AND TWITTER IS ACCURATE AND TIMELY.”
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President Abraham Lincoln stated on the occasion of his last press conference.  It was mentioned by an anonymous observer that George Washington Carver agreed whole heartedly.
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Reported by Agawela ⓒBearspawprint2017
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MYSTERY OF THE NINE EIGHTHS PIE

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Yesterday, I made a pie.

I cut the pie into quarters, intending for Roy to get one half and Corky to get one half.

When cleaning up, later in the evening, I looked at the pie. There were one quarter and one eighth slices left.

They each said they did NOT make any additional cuts or slices to the pie. Roy told me he had eaten least half.
Corky told me he ate one quarter.

How can that be?

In the morning, Corky ate all that was left.

I am pretty sure I made a pie with only four quarters, not a pie with nine eighths.

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Agawela August 14, 2017
ⓒBearspawprint2017

Spring Frost

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As the ice mist
Trailed, following
The setting moon,
Cold again, no wind,
Spring frost sparkling,
The stars began to sing
Aria of The Night,
And all the trees
Danced in circles,
Heart-beat resonance,
Sedate, and elegant,
Swaying with
The star’s song.
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Agawela … 03.15.2017
ⓒBearspawprint2017
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However, the squirrels didn’t much like it.
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BEAR WAS FEELING FROGGY

TWO HIGHLY EFFECTIVE INSULTS
GUARANTEED TO GET RESULTS

BEAR … 11.20.2015
ⓒBearspawprint2015

ONE MISERABLE DAY,
BEAR WAS
FEELING FROGGY.
WITH HER WEAPONS 
OF WORDS
SHE DEFLATED FAT EGO
AND OVER BLOWN
SELF IMAGE,
MUCH MORE EFFECTIVELY
THAN THE USUAL
RUDE GESTURES
AND SILLY FINGER BIRDS.
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IF YOU TOOK ALL
OF YOUR KINDNESS,
THOUGHTFULNESS,
AND COMPASSION …
ROLLED IT INTO A BALL
AND SHOVED UP
YOUR OWN ASS,
YOU WOULD NOT HAVE
ENOUGH HOT AIR TO PASS
EVEN A TINY LITTLE FART.
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IT IS A GREAT DEAL MORE FUN TO CHEW SAND,
THAN TO MAKE LOVE WITH YOU.
If you borrow these words,  be prepared for responses you may not expect.
Hahahahaha
Bear … 11.20.2015
ⓒBearspawprint2015

IMPORTANT INTER-GENERATIONAL QUESTION

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How much precious valuable gray with hints of the original color pale green, plastic Tupperware pieces does it take to constitute an heirloom?

Does it add more or less jealousy potential if the lids don’t fit?

Does it add authenticity value for the plastic to have decades of greasy patina?  Is this value similar to the patina  with which Pablo Picasso treated his copper works?

Does a documented date of purchase add to the attractive qualities of Tupperware if it is over forty five years previous?
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Bear … 10.03.2015
ⓒBearspawprint2015

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Tupperware – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia 
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“They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! – Single” by Napoleon XIV