BEAR WAS FEELING FROGGY

TWO HIGHLY EFFECTIVE INSULTS
GUARANTEED TO GET RESULTS

BEAR … 11.20.2015
ⓒBearspawprint2015

ONE MISERABLE DAY,
BEAR WAS
FEELING FROGGY.
WITH HER WEAPONS 
OF WORDS
SHE DEFLATED FAT EGO
AND OVER BLOWN
SELF IMAGE,
MUCH MORE EFFECTIVELY
THAN THE USUAL
RUDE GESTURES
AND SILLY FINGER BIRDS.
__________________________

IF YOU TOOK ALL
OF YOUR KINDNESS,
THOUGHTFULNESS,
AND COMPASSION …
ROLLED IT INTO A BALL
AND SHOVED UP
YOUR OWN ASS,
YOU WOULD NOT HAVE
ENOUGH HOT AIR TO PASS
EVEN A TINY LITTLE FART.
____________________________

IT IS A GREAT DEAL MORE FUN TO CHEW SAND,
THAN TO MAKE LOVE WITH YOU.
If you borrow these words,  be prepared for responses you may not expect.
Hahahahaha
Bear … 11.20.2015
ⓒBearspawprint2015

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