13. BUMP ONNA LOG HELPS

BEAR: How strange, I go to a lot of bother to clean this kitchen about once an hour, and there are STILL spills, dirty dishes and pots and containers, splatters in the microwave … and only the last bite or two left out, spoiling, or a little dab of something nobody wants on a saucer, or the whole pot … dirty but empty … in the refrigerator …
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BUMP ONNA LOG: Oh those last parts are the part I don’t want, I left them for you, in case you were hungry. If you don’t want them you can just throw them away. I don’t mind.
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BEAR: Hmmm
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BUMP ONNA LOG: Now I am getting hungry for a real meal. What are you going to fix?
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BEAR: First the counter needs cleaning, and the cutting board needs a good scrub, unless you want your apples to taste like onions. As you used them, why don’t you do a little clean up while I start your supper?
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BUMP ONNA LOG: That’s OK. You can just work around this, after all, I went to a lot of bother to make myself some food. The least you could do is show a little gratitude that I did the hard part of preparing myself something that I like.
You know how particular I am. Sheesh. I’m just trying to help you out.
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Please remember that BUMP ONNA LOG is sometimes a woman of undetermined age, and sometimes is male and occasionally is several people merged who have similar attitudes.
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Bear…08.03.2015
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