5. CONVERSATIONS WITH BUMP ONNA LOG

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BEAR:   Bump Onna Log, I forgive you….
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BUMP ONNA LOG:   What for? I didn’t do anything.
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BEAR:   … and I forgive you for not apologizing …
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BUMP ONNA LOG:   Just forget it. It’s water under the bridge.
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Bear:   I would feel a little bit better though, if you did apologize and …
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BUMP ONNA LOG:   But there’s nothin’ for me to be sorry for. I didn’t do anything to be sorry about.
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Bear:    I forgive you anyway ..
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BUMP ONNA LOG:    I wasn’t aware that I did anything … You just exaggerate everything! You never listen to a word I say! (turning and starting to walk away) Mutter, mutter, mumble, heifer, mumble…
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BEAR:    (hurrying to catch up and get in line of sight) I’m sorry, I was trying to listen, but I just didn’t hear what you said when you turned your back and walked away. Were you talking to me?
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BUMP ONNA LOG:   What’s the use of even trying, you don’t ever pay attention, and that’s all your imagination!!
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BEAR:   But I do want to know what you want to say to me.
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BUMP ONNA LOG:    I don’t want to say anything! Now quit throwing it in my face! I told you, that is all your imagination. Bygones are bygones. Let it alone! There is just no pleasing you! (Turns to walk in a different direction) mutter mutter … I have to … mutter mutter… mutter work … mutter put up with … mumble …. inaudible
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BEAR:    Do you want me to know what you are saying?  I  am able to  hear a word hear /here   (starts to giggle) and here …..
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BUMP ONNA LOG:  You always make an argument out of everything ….
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BEAR: ( unable to stifle laughter) hahahahaha
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BUMP ONNA LOG: You know …  You are just crazy.!! (Waves arms, stomps away.  Finds important busy work to do.)
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Bear …  03.01.2014

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Please remember BUMP ONNA LOG is a composite persona spouting comments and conversations overheard or listened to over the years in shops, schools, in offices, and sometimes in actual people’s homes. The conversation progression has actually occurred. The real BUMP ONNA LOG inspiration(s) does often actually use the same phrases in response to multiple interactions.   BEAR is sometimes merely an amused eavesdropper, rather than an actual participant.  Sometimes BEAR is a participant AND an amused  eavesdropper.   You, Dear Reader, may recognize yourself or someone you know … really!!  You might be BEAR or your might be BUMP ONNA LOG or you might be parts of both.    I do hope that you find the absurd as amusing as I do.    Out of actual context, anyway.  Hahahahaha
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