Blonde

Two blondes are walking down the street. One  notices a compact on the
Sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She  opens it, looks in the mirror And says, ‘Hmm, this person looks familiar.’ The second blonde  says, ‘Here, let me see!’ So, the first blonde hands her the compact. The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, ‘You dummy,  it’s me!’  
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7 comments on “Blonde

  1. OR a blonde wants to treat yourself to something special and decides on a milk bath, so she calls a farming to order the milk and the farmer says do you want it pasteurized and the blonde say No only up to my neck

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  2. A blonde is walking down by the railroad tracks and see a brunette walking on the tracks repeating the number 23, so the blonde follows behind the brunette, saying 23, 23. A train approachs and the brunette jumps off the track. After the train passes the brunette starts walking on the track again repealing number 24

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